There is an old joke that has been recycled through the ages of the National Football League. And it's almost an honor for a team to be the butt of this joke, because it applies only to former champions; the once proud, powerful and elite.
And now, for the third time in the history of the Green Bay Packers, this tired old zinger is being thrust upon the green and gold and that disappointing 2-7 record.
The joke asks, how many Green Bay Packers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer is three. One person to perform the simple task of actually changing the light bulb. And two to sit around and talk about how good the old light bulb was.
The Packers and their fans miss the glow and warmth of that old bulb, which had burned brightly through the first 13 seasons of the Brett Favre era. The Packers never had a losing record and were always a contender, a team to be reckoned with during that run.
It's a case of history repeating itself. The Packers were first inserted as the subject of that joke when the Curly Lambeau era faded from memory after six NFL championships. From 1950 through 1958 there was nothing to shout about as Gene Ronzani, Lisle Blackbourn and Scooter McLean's teams gave Titletown a hat trick of coaching misery.
Vince Lombardi restored pride and redefined our notion of excellence from 1959-1967, winning five NFL championships, including the first two Super Bowls.
But the Packers were reinserted into that joke for the next 24 years as teams coached by Phil Bengtson, Dan Devine, Bart Starr, Forrest Gregg and Lindy Infante failed to win anything that resembled an NFL championship.
It might well be that the New England Patriots, winners of three of the last four Super Bowls, will find themselves plopped into this joke if they fail to return to the big stage anytime soon.
There's no shame in that. Actually, it's quite the opposite. The Patriots, if they fall from grace, would be thrown into some pretty heady company, along with the Packers, Denver Broncos, San Francisco 49ers and Dallas Cowboys, just to mention a few.
With apologies to you romantics out there, it is a far, far better thing to have won - then lost - then never to have won at all.
Which brings us to Monday night and the Minnesota Vikings, speaking of teams that have never won anything.
This folks, is a game that means something. This will be the 90th meeting of these teams, counting Green Bay's 31-17 playoff loss to Minnesota last season. The Packers have won 44 games in the series. The Vikings have won 44. One game ended in a tie.
This season, both teams appear to be headed nowhere. The Vikings, at 4-5, have embarrassed themselves on and off the field. The Packers, crippled by injuries, have played just well enough to win two games and finish second in seven others.
There has been bad blood between these teams and their fans in this border battle almost since the day the Vikings entered the NFL as an expansion team in 1961. Minnesota's best years began shortly after the Lombardi era was ending and the Packers were slipping into their 24-year coma.
Bud Grant took over as coach of the Vikings in 1967 after six seasons under Norm Van Brocklin. Van Brocklin, like every other coach, didn't have much luck against Lombardi's Packers. Lombardi won the first six games and was 10-2 against Van Brocklin's Vikings, making it more a runaway than a rivalry for the Packers.
Green Bay and Minnesota split the series in 1967, the only year that Grant coached against Lombardi. But with Lombardi gone in 1968, Grant and the Vikings began to take charge of the series. In 18 seasons (1967-1983, 1985), Grant's Vikings were 22-12-1 against Green Bay. From 1975-'79 Grant's teams were 8-0-1 against the Packers. He coached the Vikings to four Super Bowls, but lost them all.
And when Grant came to Minnesota he brought old, on-the-fence Packers fans with him, particularly from northern Wisconsin.
Grant was raised in Superior, Wis. where he was born in 1927. And the old glacier face was extremely popular. His athletic accomplishments at Superior Central High School were the stuff of legend in northern Wisconsin. Grant was a sensational football and basketball player and an accomplished baseball pitcher for, of course, the Central Vikings. He went on to star at the University of Minnesota where he excelled in all three sports. He was drafted in the first round by Philadelphia and played wide receiver for the Eagles. And he won an NBA championship as a forward for the Minneapolis Lakers in 1950.
Grant played for the Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the Canadian Football League and later coached them to four Grey Cup championships in 10 seasons. He is a member of the CFL and Pro Football halls of fame.
Grant, at 78, still works for the Vikings as a part-time consultant. They need to listen to him more.
To this day Vikings fans are plentiful in the extreme regions of northern Wisconsin and the reason can be traced back to Harry Peter "Bud" Grant. Grant turned Minnesota's twice-yearly beatings by Green Bay into one of the NFL's most significant and treasured rivalries.
Of course, the folks at "Monday Night Football" probably see it differently. They would probably like to audible to Indianapolis at Cincinnati or Philadelphia at the New York Giants instead of this yelping ratings dog.
But on Sunday both teams showed remarkable heart, scoring impressive upset victories on the road and adding to the hype of the Monday night showdown.
Only in our little morsel of the world is the Vikings-Packers rivalry appreciated, no matter what the records show.
And as much as Packers and Vikings fans despise each other, what fun would there be without that enemy across the border?
You see, this rivalry is no joke.